- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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