- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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