Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Beka has AIDS

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

how do you call someone? use a phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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