- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A women left the kitchen.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Your so gay, that you like men!

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

your mama's so fat... that's it

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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