chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Jordan is pregant

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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