In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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