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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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