Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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