- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Poop.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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