- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Your mam is so fat.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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