Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why? Why not?

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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