- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Anti Joke

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