When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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