knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Justin Beiber

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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