- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

My three children are three big mistakes.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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