- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Whats 1+1? window!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Beka has AIDS

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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