- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Poop.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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