- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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