- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Canadians

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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