- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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