A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Yo mama so fat.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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