say it ten times fast: oh

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Jordan is pregant

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Get up Look in the mirror

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p lkl

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Justin Beiber

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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