- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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