- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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