- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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