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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

An anti-joke

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock... ...no answer

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Ron Paul for President!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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