How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Women's Rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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