- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Ham sandwich

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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