your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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