- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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