Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

8=> >->-o

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

rent a cops

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...