A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Diarrhea

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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salad days!

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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