- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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