- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Golf.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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