- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

whats green and lives in the water

123 f*ck off

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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