- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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