Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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