- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A jew enters a mall.

miha kako si?

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Its behind you like if you looked behind

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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