- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Kys

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

homosexual

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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