2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

I literally died laughing

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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