- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

I literally died laughing

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Face...tastes like chicken!

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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