What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Horse.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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