- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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