- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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