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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Democracy.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

I drive a 'rarri

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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