- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

I have aids

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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