Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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