Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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A man goes to the potty.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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