- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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