- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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