- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

hashtags suck balls

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

so...um, yeah

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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