- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

save me from the nothing ive become

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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