- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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