Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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