What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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