- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Feminism.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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