- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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