Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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White men's rights

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Women's rights.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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