- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

I? Everett

Chris Bosh's neck

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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