- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

What do you say to a rock? Meow

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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