What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Anti Joke

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